I have this thing about random guys asking me what my thanksgiving plans are. I don’t know you and you don’t know me. I don’t care about what you’re doing for Thanksgiving. I only care about what I’m doing; making someone’s pets take embarrassing pictures (well I can’t take credit for this):
So please observe the following rules:
Rule #1: If I wanted to talk to you while we were dancing I would have said something to you first.
Rule #2: Don’t ask me the same question 5 times. I’m sorry you’re drunk and can’t remember what happened 2 seconds ago.
Rule #3: Stop telling me your mom’s birthday is the day after mine. It’s getting creepy.
Rule #4: If I don’t answer my cell phone after five calls, don’t leave me a message. Just STOP CALLING ME! I gave you my number so I could walk away without you insulting me. Not because I liked you.